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The Secret of Terror Castle by Robert Arthur

Hi! I thought it would be kind of fun to recap the first book of The Three Investigators series right in time for Spoopoween! So, we start off our adventure with a foreword from (not really) Alfred Hitchcock. Hitchcock is upset because he was basically tricked into introducing T3I. So, he introduces Bob as scholarly, and Jupe as um, well I'm just gonna quote because it's A Lot ™ Jupiter Jones is ——well, I shall refrain from giving You my own personal opinion of Jupiter Jones. You will have to decide about him for yourself after reading the pages that follow. I shall simply stick to the facts. Therefore, though I would be surely tempted to call Jupiter Jones fat, I will simply say, as his friends do, that he is stocky. As a very small child, Jupiter Jones appeared in a television series about a group of comical children—a series I am happy to say I never encountered. However, it appears that as an infant he was so fat and comical in appearance, he was known as Baby Fatso
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Countdown - January - Part One

Are you scared yet? PROLOGUE 8:55am -GMT January 1, 1999 Super Seekrit Russian Base @ Poulostrov Kanin , Northern Arctic Circle Colonel Yuri Petrovich is sad. He's stuck stuck guarding some hunk of metal. It's cold and he hardly sees the sun. Plus, there's the annoyingly perky 20 year-old Nikolai Militov , inviting him to the launch center for a drink. Yuri pretends to be horrified that Nik would suggest abandoning his post and then agrees to the drink. Nik and Yuri head to the launch center and Yuri comments that it's 11 am and aren't they supposed to raise their glasses at midnight? Nik replies that it's midnight SOMEWHERE. Yuri opens the super seekrit door with the super seekrit fifteen-digit code and doesn't bother closing it behind him because...it would take too much effort? WORST SECURITY GUARD EVAR ! They get to the launch center and the party's already started. Someone calls Yuri "comrade" and he gets all sad faced and emo o
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Next Book!

I've decided that the next book I will recap will be in the Countdown series by Daniel Parker Don't feel bad if you've never heard of it. The plot goes thusly, what if everybody over 21 melted into a puddle of black goo and thurvivors were the smeggiest smegheads to ever smeg a smeg? Be there or be square...
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Late on recap again.

Urgh! I really need to finish up Zoey Fools Around. I start it and get so disgusted with Joke's behavior and it makes me D: I really want to use this to chronicle the cheesy books I read and random thoughts about movies/tv shows based on books.
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